jeudi 4 juin 2009

El regreso...

Creo que esta es la tercera vez que digo que voy a volver con juicio a este blog, abandonado en diversos periodos desde que volví a Colombia a mediados del año 2008. Hoy, nuevamente me enfocaré en el empeño, esperando que esta vez logre ser tan constante como alguna vez lo fui.

Abriré este COLOMBIASCOPIO con la inmensa sorpresa que me han generado las entrevistas del editor político de El Tiempo, Edulfo Peña, a los precandidatos a la Presidencia. Y no es que me llame la atención que Edulfo, periodista bien curtido, haga las entrevistas vestido siempre con una chaqueta color cámel que parece comprada en las curtiembres del Siete de Agosto. Tampoco me impacta que a estas alturas del paseo El Tiempo, al igual que Caracol, La W, Caracol Radio y otras, empiece a lambonearle a todos los candidatos opcionados. No, nada de eso me impacta.

Lo que sí me sorprende son los ganchos que están usando para que uno se gaste el tiempo viendo la entrevista. Y es que el asunto es fácil. Uno entra a la web de El Tiempo y se encuentra con un titular-pregunta que no dice NADA sobre los planes de gobierno de los candidatos, sino que los muestra frívolos y pendejos. Veamos las dos perlas:

- Carlos Holguín y Andrés Felipe Arias opinan sobre qué harían si su hijo les dice que es gay.
- Cecilia López y Marta Lucía Ramírez confiesan si habrían perdonado a Bill Clinton después del cuento de la Lewinsky.

¡¡POR DIOS!! ¿A mí qué me importa que el hijo de Carlos Holguín sea gay? Creo que si el hijo llega un día a la casa a contarle eso, encontrará al ex ministro dormido en la mesa de la cocina con la cabeza recostada sobre un requesón.

¿Por qué voy a querer saber si Marta Lucía habría perdonado a Clinton? Mejor que me cuente si ella también habría disfrutado jugando con el famosísimo tabaco presidencial en el Salón Oval.

Pero bueno, son los medios de comunicación y toca entenderlos en su dinámica comercial. Así que desde COLOMBIASCOPIO le ofrezco mi ayuda a Edulfo con otras preguntas-gancho para sus entrevistas:

- ¿Germán Vargas Lleras, si le pudiera quitar dos dedos y medio de la mano derecha a otro de los precandidatos a quién se lo haría?

- ¿Lucho Garzón, usted compra sus buzos en Jorman? ¿Lúber? ¿Arturo Calle? ó ¿Lanosos?

- ¿Sergio Fajardo, usted le creería a un presidente que se peine como usted? Es decir como rockero viejo con ganas de aparecer en MTV

- ¿Alfonso Gómez Mendez, prefiere la lechona o el tamal?

- ¿José Galat, usted que los vio con vida, cuéntenos, cómo eran los dinosaurios?


Espero que Edulfo sepa apreciar mis amables aportes... y ojalá ayuden a que los electores definan con esas preguntas cruciales su candidato favorito... al menos para protagonizar un reality.

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